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Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her
apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with
teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
medium sized ones
on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along
the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection
of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to
mention this to her.
He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others
clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together
in the
afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"
The
woman says, "You can have any prize
from the bottom shelf."
By Irene
The following psychological test was developed by a think tank of top U.S. and
European psychologists. The results are incredibly accurate in describing your
personality with one simple question:
Which is your favorite Teletubbie:
A. Yellow
B. Purple
C. Green
D. Red
(DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN)
Profile for women...
A. You chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come to
you when troubled because you always make them feel better about themselves. You
are apt to clash with Red Teletubbie people.
B. You chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and erratic. You have many
ideas and set high standards for yourselves and others. Stay away from Green
Teletubbie people, they tend to bring you down.
C. You chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family plays a
major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to please others.
Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match for you.
D. You chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are fierce in
your opinions and quick to anger, but stick by your friends through thick and
thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people are an explosive combination.
Profile for men...
A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are gay.
B. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are gay.
C. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are gay.
D. If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are gay.By Steve
The Hippie
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits
down next
to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands
up, and
gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery
every
Tuesday
night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is
dress up
in a robe
with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff
in your
beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie
decides
to give it a
try,
and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on
the next
Tuesday night.
"I
am God," he
declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with
me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict
himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"
By Tom P.
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