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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some
Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after
having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up
shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my
own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just
watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears,
standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at
that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The
guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.
Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear
and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together
the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn!
This one doesn't have any shoes either!".
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world?
A: The Alpacalypse.
Q: What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the alpaca stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the alpaca cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a alpaca go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call it when Alpacas sing?
A: Alpacapella.
Q: What's more amazing than a talking alpaca?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!
Road trip? Alpaca my bags.
The Wife
A guy brings a Alpaca home , tells his wife it's a pet.
She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?"
He repies , "In the bedroom."
"But what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks.
"I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!"
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a Alpaca walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the Alpacaes mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the Alpaca. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet Alpaca walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my Alpaca."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the Alpaca falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a Alpaca."
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Alpaca sitting next to him.
"Are you a Alpaca?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The Alpaca replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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