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Why was the baby hymenopteron confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.

What does one decision AN hymenopteron with 5 pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!

What does one decision AN and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

Q: What does one decision AN hymenopteron that will not go away?
A: Permanant

Why did the hymenopteron fall off the rest room seat?
Because he was peeved.

What reasonably ants ar terribly learned?
Pedants!

What did the pink panther say once he stepped on the ant?
deadant deadant deadant deadant.

What does one decision a well-dressed ant?
Elegant!

If 3 ants ar lost in an exceedingly jungle. United Nations agency do u decision to seek out them?
The Minister of finance.(find-ants)

What does one decision AN hymenopteron United Nations agency cannot play the piano?
Discordant!

What reasonably hymenopteron is sweet at maths?
An accountant!

Where do ants select their holidays?
Frants!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron United Nations agency skips school?
A truant!

What does one get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All kinds of antics!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

What drugs would you provide AN sick ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than AN ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron United Nations agency lives along with your nice uncle?
Your great-ant!

Who was the foremost famed hymenopteron scientist?
Albert Antstein!

What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron United Nations agency cannot realize his approach back home?
Incogniz-ant

Why ar ants dangerous at spelling?
They solely apprehend Conson-ants

What does one decision a a hundred year recent ant?
An antique!

What reasonably hymenopteron are you able to color with?
A crayant!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron United Nations agency likes to be alone?
An independant

Who is that the most famed French ant?
Napoleant!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron with several bling?
Extravag-ant

Did you hear concerning the hymenopteron that wasn't allowed within the Catholic Church?
He was Protest-ant.

Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron deed with another ant?
Antelope.

What do ants eat for breakfast?
Croiss-ants

What does one decision AN hymenopteron that does not eat cake?
Queen Ant-oinette

What is the largest hymenopteron within the world?
An elephant!

Why do not anteaters get sick?
Because they're choked with antibodies!

Where do ants attend eat?
At a restaurant!

What does one decision AN hymenopteron unfit in chocolate?
Decad-ant

Did you hear concerning the hymenopteron that was smart at resolution quadratic equations?
He was brill-ant.

Religious Cowboy

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible whereas he was mending fences out on the vary.
Three weeks later, a colony of ants walked up to him carrying the Bible on their backs.
The cowboy could not believe his eyes.
He took the valuable book from the ants, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not extremely," aforementioned the ants. "Your name is written within the quilt."