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Q: Why did the ape fall out of the tree?
A: it had been dead.

Q: Why do not the apes within the jungle play poker any more?
A: There area unit simply too several Cheetahs.

What does one decision AN exploding ape?
A baboom.

Do Apes kiss?
Yes, however ne'er on the primary date!

What do they feed a pongid once he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes!

How did Gertie pongid create the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How does one create AN Ape float?
Two scoops of frozen dessert, some sparkling water and a really tasty Gorilla!

How will a pongid become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and also the huge Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How does one create AN Ape laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale!

What did the good Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
Listen baby, i believe i am falling for you!

What did the good Ape shout to the pilots UN agency tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, do not monkey with me!

If you set thirty feminine Apes and thirty male Apes in an exceedingly bedchamber, what does one have?
A very massive bedchamber.

If you throw a good Ape into one in all the good Lakes, what is going to it become?
Wet!

Q: what is black and dangerous and lives in an exceedingly tree?
A: A ape with a machine gun.

Q: Why area unit apes therefore noisy?
A: They were raised in an exceedingly zoo!

How come the enormous Ape climbed up the aspect of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!

What does one decision AN ape with a hat and wand?
Hairy potter.

Q: What do baby apes sleep in?
A: Ape-ricots!

Q: what is the very first thing AN ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!

Q: once do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: throughout ape-ril showers.

Q: that ocean can cause you to go ape?
A: The chimpan-sea!

Q: what's a ape's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

What will a Ape professional study?
The Law of the jungle!

What excuse will AN Ape provide for abducent a fairly girl?
I can't facilitate it - she brings out the beast in me!

What happened once the Ape won the door prize?
He did not take it - he already had a door!

What happens if you cross AN Ape with AN octopus?
You get a coat with millions of sleeves!

What happens after you throw one banana to 2 hungry Apes?
A banana split!

When did the Apes begin to picket the cookie factory?
The day they began to manufacture animal crackers!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, wherever did the Ape concealment within the top branches land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle does not fall aloof from the tree!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck - UN agency wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Which book makes tight-laced Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!

Which town holds the record for the foremost suicides committed by AN Ape jumping off a tall building?
Fall-adelphia!

Which drink makes a pongid feel tipsy?
An ape-ricot sour!

Which technique will a Ape borrow from another animal once it gets romantic?
The bear hug!

Who is that the Apes favorite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!

Why could not the Ape pitcher create it within the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!

Why did each Deutschland and also the U.S wish to rent Apes throughout warfare Two?
Because they're wonderful at waging pongid warfare!

Why did the actor hearth his pongid agent?
The big Ape unbroken desirous to take over a tenth bite!

Why did the pongid fail English?
He had very little Ape-titude!

Why must you continuously refuse to lend AN Ape money?
It's dangerous to let him place the bite on you!

Q: Why do apes have huge nostrils?
A: they need huge fingers.

Q. Why did the ape skylark with a bit of meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a pongid. (griller)!

Q: what is a monkey's favorite variety of computer?
A: AN Ape-le mac!

Q: what is a monkey's favorite fruit?
A: AN ape-le!

Q: What do apes do once they are mad at every other?
A: they need a pongid war!

Q: Why did the ape move to the doctor?
A: as a result of his banana wasn't peeling terribly well!

Q: What do monkeys read?
A: The 'apers

Q: what is AN apes favorite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.

Q: What do monkeys wear once they area unit cooking?
A: Ape-rons!

Q: however do apes get down the stairs?
A: They founder the banana-ster!

Q: What do apes do once they go mad?
A: Go bananas!

Q: wherever do chimpanzees keep their babies?
A: In apricots!

Q: What does one decision a ape enjoying quidditch?
A: A bushy potter!!

Q: what is a ape's favorite pop group?
A: Bananarama!

Q: what's a ape's favorite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!

Q: What does one decision six inexperienced apes?
A: A bunch of gr-apes!

Q: What kind of key will a ape got to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!

Q: What did the monkey inform the opposite monkey that went mad?
A: you have gone fully ape!

Q: wherever do apes wish to get their hair cut?
A: author Baboon!

Q: Why do apes tell such unhealthy stories?
A: as a result of they need no tales!

Q: What did the banana inform the ape?
A: Nothing, bananas do not talk!


How do You?

A student named Jacob was sitting in school {one day|at some point|in the future|someday|sooner or later|in some unspecified time within the future} and also the teacher walked by ANd he asked her "How does one place an elephant in the fridge?"
The teacher same "I do not know, how?"
Jacob then same "You open the door and place it in there!"
Then Jacob asked the teacher ANother question "How does one place an ape within the fridge?"
The teacher then replied "Ohh i do know this one, you open the door and place it in there?"
Jacob same "No, you open the door, take the elephant out, then you set it in there."
Then he asked another question..."All the animals visited the lions party, except one animal, that one was it?"
The teacher a trifle confused and same "The lion?"
Then the coed same "No,the ape as a result of he is still within the electric refrigerator."
then he asked her only 1 a lot of question...."If there's a stream jam-packed with crocodiles and you needed to induce across it,how would you"
The teacher then says "You would crush the bridge."
Then Jacob says "No, you'd swim across as a result of all the crocodiles area unit at the lions birthday party!"
She laughs and walks away.